Mike Doe Is a Funny Mofo...for a Non-Italian

Finally, my boy Mike Doe has returned from beating fools down in the street, or whatever one does when one is not writing blog posts! He is back to his funny ways. Frankly, I was kind of worried. Me and Dalton were preparing a search party, which, in actuality, if you must know, meant we was gonna bust heads until we figured out where the hell Mike Doe was.

Fortunately, this was not necessary.

Mike Doe, you're a funny mofo, for a non-Italian. But you better keep posting, or you might find yourself taking a long dive off a short pier, if you knowwhatimean?

So welcome back! Don't make no mistakes. Do your thing. Case closed. Fughedaboutit!