Someone's Got to Say It -- That Chick Is INSANE

What the hell is Britney Spears thinking? Is she insane?

Mickey's Malt Liquor...the Key to Weight Loss?
Zoo Animals Gone Wild...Caught on Film!
The New York Times Attacks...Mike Doe Declares War!
Paparazzi Photos Prove that Mike Doe is a Friend to Animals!
103 Degrees in the Shade and no J-O-B in Sight...Yet

Mike Doe Is a Funny Mofo...for a Non-Italian

Finally, my boy Mike Doe has returned from beating fools down in the street, or whatever one does when one is not writing blog posts! He is back to his funny ways. Frankly, I was kind of worried. Me and Dalton were preparing a search party, which, in actuality, if you must know, meant we was gonna bust heads until we figured out where the hell Mike Doe was.

Fortunately, this was not necessary.

Mike Doe, you're a funny mofo, for a non-Italian. But you better keep posting, or you might find yourself taking a long dive off a short pier, if you knowwhatimean?

So welcome back! Don't make no mistakes. Do your thing. Case closed. Fughedaboutit!

Jordache Jeans Are Lame

Sorry, this has been on my mind a long time, but those damn Jordache jeans are for total d-bags! Unless it's worn by a chick, and then I go on an ass-by-ass basis!

Someone's Got to Say It...Don King Is a Cheat!

Don King's been holding back Rocky Balboa for too long and no one ain't said nothing. Except me! That fool better never show his face in South Philly, or he's going to find himself on the business end of my size 12 foot!