Dan Snyder, the Redskins Owner, Is a Douche Bag

Is douche bag two words(see previous example) or two (a la douchebag)? Either way, Dan Snyder, the owner of the NFL's Washington Redskins, qualifies as a certified, grade-A douchebag.

Bourne Ultimatum Kicked Ass, No Kidding

Jason Bourne is like the Rocky of spy movies: the guy just flat out kicks ass. I saw the Bourne Ultimatum the other day. This, my friends, was an instant classic. Check it out. It's the best. Fuhgedaboutit!

Someone's Got to Say It...Brittney is No Adrian!

Brittney Spears is not a classy lady, unlike Adrian Balboa. Brittney needs to shut her piehole, get a job at a nice reputable pet shop, and start minding her Ps and Qs!

Someone's Got to Say It...Don King Is a Cheat!

Don King's been holding back Rocky Balboa for too long and no one ain't said nothing. Except me! That fool better never show his face in South Philly, or he's going to find himself on the business end of my size 12 foot!